Medical oxygen and Aarey forest: A ‘liberal’ saga

‘Liberals’ are a wierd bunch. They suppose the world may be very a lot obliged to obey ‘liberal’ logic and the legal guidelines of the character are written in vibrant rainbow colored ink. No surprise they hate science and maths, as a result of science and maths don’t give a flying eff about ‘liberal’ logic or secular views.
The Covid disaster has been raging for over a 12 months. Initially ‘liberals’ began making clever and philosophical sounding arguments about how the virus doesn’t discriminate between Hindus and Muslims, between wealthy and poor. God bless those that tried to level out that it’s a virus, viruses assault the host physique and they don’t care about ‘liberal’ logic however who can persuade them. They suppose what they suppose.
As media stories began going oxygen, oxygen, oxygen in the previous few days, the ‘liberals’ recalled their major faculty science classes. They have recalled that oxygen is current within the earth’s environment and one thing about timber giving oxygen. Lo and behold, the ‘liberal’ mind lit up with a thousand solar-powered biodegradable, zero-carbon bulbs.
The thought course of involving timber result in forests. But since each thought course of within the ‘liberal’ mind should be processed to hate Modi and BJP, forest led to Aarey forest, the one which evil Modi was allegedly making an attempt to destroy.
Tweets by Pritish Nandy and Ria D’SouzaPritish Nandy discovered a approach to put evil Modi in his place right this moment. Since Modi is making oxygen obtainable, he must be grateful to recollect how he and his evil authorities in Mumbai had been making an attempt to destroy the large oxygen manufacturing plant in Mumbai referred to as the Aarey forest. The subsequent ‘liberal’ self-glorification will not be spelt out right here, it’s simply implied. “See, we saved Aarey forest. Thank us for all the oxygen you all are breathing today.”
The collective IQ of these two tweets above could also be decrease than the cycle threshold (CT) worth if an RTPCR check had been to be carried out on that first cursed hypothetical bat that was hypothetically consumed by some unnamed individual in Wuhan.
You can attempt arguing that photosynthesising timber, all over the place from Aarey to Amazon, eat oxygen and emit carbon dioxide when they aren’t photosynthesising, identical to the remainder of us. You can argue that it’s the poor, all the time forgotten cyanobacteria, the oceanic vegetation and phytoplankton that produce the vast majority of the world’s oxygen, you may also be rather less scientific and attempt to remind Pritish Nandy that a lot of the 2700 timber that the MMRCL wanted slicing in Aarey had been already minimize earlier than it was halted. But to what finish? ‘Liberal’ logic thinks that Aarey timber produce all of the oxygen for India, so ‘liberal’ logic will do what it pleases.
You may attempt to remind Nandy and his ilk that solely 2% space of the complete Aarey Colony was to be utilized for the proposed metro automotive shed and the MMRCL challenge would have ultimately considerably lowered Mumbai’s CO2 emissions, other than offering a good, environment friendly mode of transport for the widespread Mumbaikars, however ‘liberal’ logic doesn’t give a flying eff about precise logic both.
There is not any finish to the lengths ‘liberals’ can go to claim their argument. They can argue that the very farm legal guidelines that had been made to profit farmers are towards farmers as a result of just a few hundred Arthiyas in Punjab suppose so, and since they’re made by Modi, even when their favorite Congress has been promising to carry the exact same legal guidelines. They can argue that precise options to the so-called local weather disaster should not wanted and the so-called local weather disaster might be solved should you simply preserve retweeting Greta Thunberg or issues like that, however who’s to oppose them? Anyone who dares to disagree is both a fascist or a bhakt, typically each.
One Dr Raza apparently thinks that Modi is making an attempt to suck all of the oxygen from the air and giving ‘impure’ oxygen to folks. Impure right here means oxygen that’s being produced by firms that make metal and copper, so oxygen could be blended with iron and copper. Also Modi is taking away all of the oxygen from the air and it might trigger respiration issues to anti-Modi folks in future. (Modi-bhakts can anyway survive on bhakti alone).
Dr raza has a degree. Please hearken to him. pic.twitter.com/Y7pJYtqWmV— अंकित जैन (@indiantweeter) April 21, 2021
Just like ‘liberals’ doubted ‘Modi’s vaccines’, they will dislike Modi’s makes an attempt to suck the oxygen out of the environment, with the assistance of pumps made by Adani and Ambani. Please don’t be shocked should you learn tomorrow that somebody has filed a PIL in Supreme Court asking for a ban on oxygen manufacturing as a result of evil Modi is sucking up all of the oxygen from the environment with the assistance of pumps made by crony capitalists like Adani and Ambani.